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• Ten-term Dem incumbent Rep. Mike Capuano lost in a massive, historic primary upset to Ayanna Pressley last night, 58-41% as she would become the state's first black female Congresswoman.
• For the first time, Japanese officials are acknowledging that a Tokyo Electric Power worker died after being exposed to radiation by the 2011 tsunami at the Fukushima nuclear power plant.
• UK officials have named two Russian suspects in the attempted murder of former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia by military-grade nerve agent.
• Donald Trump will meet with Republican leaders in Congress to avoid a government shutdown at the end of the month, Trump has threatened a "good shutdown" to get border wall funding.
• A company that makes lidar laser sensors for driverless cars has figured out how to turn them into cameras as well, a move that could put the startup on the map in the driverless car tech race.