StupidiNews!

• Broward County Florida failed to reach its recount deadline by 2 minutes, so results will not be recounted for Governor, meanwhile for the Senate race, all votes will be hand recounted.
• Alabama 17th Judicial Circuit DA Greg Griggers is in stable condition after being shot in the face by a former Alabama state trooper, police killed the gunman at the scene.
• The Pentagon has failed its first true comprehensive audit, the $2.7 trillion Defense Department has a long way to go to resolve fiscal issues that could take years to complete.
• UK Prime Minister Theresa May vows to fight on as Tory hardliners are threatening a no-confidence vote over the country's Brexit deal.
• A federal judge in Montana has ruled that Neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer is not subject to First Amendment protections in a lawsuit filed by an online harassment victim.