StupidiNews!

• Florida Republican Rick Scott is claiming victory in his Senate race after a state-mandated recount found Democrat Bill Nelson coming up short. 
• UK Prime Minister Theresa May is warning Tory rebels that there is "no alternative" to her Brexit plan announced last week after her cabinet's chief Brexit minister resigned in protest.
• Donald Trump says he will not intervene in Justice Department affairs should Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker curtail or even end Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation.
• Life insurance companies are looking to Apple Watch and Fitbit users to reward customers with lower premiums and other perks in exchange for data tracking healthy habits.
• Elon Musk's Boring Company has completed digging a two-mile test tunnel in LA for its new transit system, the tunnel is expected to be completed by mid-December.