StupidiNews!

• A suspect and three others are dead after a shooting at Chicago's Mercy Hospital, the gunman allegedly shot and killed a doctor after she broke off an engagement with him last month.
• The White House now says it will immediately ban any reporter who asks more than one question at any White House press event, saying that "decorum" will be followed.
• A number of Saudi royals are now concerned that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Sultan may not be the best choice for king after his behavior in the Jamal Khashoggi murder.
• A recent court filing revealed that Special Counsel Robert Muller believes the naming of Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker has "no effect" on his current investigation.
• Almost a year to the day after its disappearance, Argentinian naval officials have located the downed submarine ARA San Juan some 3,000 feet below the South Atlantic.