StupidiNews!

• The CDC is once again warning everyone to avoid romaine lettuce after people in 11 states have become ill with E. coli. infections, with 13 hospitalized so far.
• Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen is calling a Tuesday ruling by the 9th Circuit staying Trump's move to end asylum "dangerous" and predicts it will "undoubtedly be overturned".
• Interpol's new head will be South Korea's Kim Jong-yang after concerns that Russia's Alexander Prokopchuk was not independent of Kremlin political directives.
• The S&P 500 is now negative for the year as stocks, oil, and bonds took a second beating this week on Tuesday, meaning the decade-long bull market run in the US appears to be coming to an end.
• Americans love new car smell, but in China it's a big problem for Ford, who has filed a patent to have its Chinese vehicles bake it out in the sun.