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• Sixteen US Marines were arrested on Thursday at Camp Pendleton, California in connection with a human trafficking and drug smuggling ring, eight other Marines were questioned by military police.
• The latest defense spending bill includes measures to transfer security clearance approval procedures from the White House to the Pentagon starting in October.
• The House Judiciary Committee is subpoenaing White House emails in connection with government records-keeping laws, Democrats believe the White House has violated the Presidential Records Act.
• The House has passed a debt limit bill backed by Donald Trump, but the measure faces an uncertain future in the Senate where several Republicans have already announced plans to block the bill.
• The Hitchhiker's Guide the the Galaxy is returning as a TV series on Hulu, the Douglas Adams series is slated for a potential 2020 debut.