StupidiNews!

• Bahamian PM Hubert Minnis is calling the devastation from Hurricane Dorian's landfall this weekend "the greatest national crisis in our country's history" as the death toll rises.
• A UN human rights group report on the five-year civil war in Yemen finds evidence the UK, US, and France may be complicit in war crimes by assisting Saudi Arabia's massive bombing campaign.
• OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma says it will have no choice but to declare a "free-fall" bankruptcy if the company cannot come to settlement terms with several states over opioids before month's end.
• French President Emmanuel Macron says France will engage Iran and the US in last-ditch nuclear talks in order to try to salvage the international agreement scrapped last year by the Trump regime.
• Google's Project Zero team, dedicated to sniffing out tech exploits and stopping hackers, says 0-day exploits in iOS existed for nearly two years before Apple patched them last December.