StupidiNews!

• Confirmed COVID-19 cases are now in 34 US states and the District of Columbia with over 500 known infected as officials have asked at least 2,500 individuals to self-quarantine.
• Pope Francis will stream Sunday's mass to screens in St. Peter's Square rather than attend the service in person as the Vatican is working to deal with church services across the globe.
• Airplane maker Boeing's proposal to leave wiring bundles in place on its grounded 737 MAX fleet is not winning support of FAA regulators, who want Boeing to check the safety of hardware as well.
• UK PM Boris Johnson has announced a $6.5 billion broadband internet package to bring broadband service to rural Brits as part of a post-Brexit budget deal expected this week.
• NASA says its Boeing Starliner test flight in December had not one by two "close calls" that could have meant the loss of the spacecraft.