StupidiNews!

• A derecho line of severe storms with winds of up to 100 mph slammed into the Chicago area Tuesday downing power lines and damaging cars and trees across the upper Midwest.
• A man who entered the White House grounds and was shot by US Secret Service agents interrupting a Trump White House briefing on Monday was unarmed, according to police sources.
• Seattle's City COuncil has approved a 1% cut to the city's police force, but several Council members say deeper cuts are on the way.
• Saying that Trump's executive orders signed on Saturday aren't Constitutional, Ohio GOP Gov. Mike DeWine says that his state won't go along with extended unemployment benefits.
• A massive recall of California onions tainted with Salmonella bacteria is underway as more than 900 people in 43 states and Canada have already been sickened.