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• White House adviser Kellyanne Conway and her husband George, a Lincoln Project staffer, are both stepping down to take care of their family heading into the heart of the 2020 campaign season.
• Peruvian officials say 13 people have died in a stampede at a massive party raided by police and health officials over COVID-19 concerns.
• Thousands are evacuating the Louisiana coast as Hurricanes Marco and Laura take aim at the Gulf Coast, expected to make a double landfall this week within days of each other.
• Joe Biden says he's not ruling out a second term despite questions about his age, or his earlier statements suggesting he would only run for a single term.
• July 2020 tied July 2019 as the second warmest month on record in the US, the Northeastern US alone set 11 monthly all-time temperature records including Baltimore, DC, and Philadelphia.