StupidiNews!

• Arizona law enforcement officials are saying that 73-year old Carey Hal Dyess went on a shooting spree near Yuma and killed five before turning the gun on himself.
• The New York Times has named Jill Abramson as the paper's next executive editor, the first woman to ever hold the post.
• Sukanya Roy of Scranton, PA survived a knock-down, drag-out 20 round fight to win...the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
• Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan has survived a no-confidence vote, but has vowed to resign after the Fukushima Daiichi crisis is "contained".
• Scientists have discovered a tiny worm that lives a kilometer below the earth's surface, thriving in the depths of a South African mine.