StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• At least 100 are dead in southern Russia's Krasnodar region as massive flooding and heavy rains are inundating entire towns along the Black sea.
• The US State Department has confirmed Afghanistan as a major ally in the region, giving it special privileges as US troops pull out over the next 18 months.
• Convicted killer Scott Peterson is appealing his life sentence for the murder of his pregnant wife and unborn child in 2002.
• JP Morgan Chase and Goldman Sachs have shut down their European money market funds after the European Central Bank has dropped deposit rates to zero.
• With the courts pulling the plug on FBI busted botnet DNS servers, some 300,000 still-infected PCs could lose internet access on Monday.