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• A gunman shot and killed a doctor at a Texas veterans' hospital Tuesday before turning the gun on himself.
• Recently discovered planet Kepler 438b in the Lyra constellation may be the closest exoplanet yet to an Earth-like environment.
• Republicans in Congress say their first order of business is passing legislation to force the approval of the Keystone XL pipeline, which is facing an immediate veto threat from President Obama.
• Ohio Republican John Boehner has once again been re-elected as Speaker of the House, but he's not above punishing those Republicans who didn't vote for him.
• Intel says it will pledge $300 million to improve diversity hiring in the tech sector, funding college scholarships and supporting historically black colleges and universities.