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• Legendary actress, heiress, writer, fashion designer, and mother of CNN anchor Anderson Cooper, Gloria Vanderbilt, has died at the age of 95.
• A new United Nations study estimates the Earth will add 2 billion more people to reach 9.7 billion in the next 30 years.
• Ousted Egyptian President Mohamed Mursi apparently collapsed in a Cairo courtroom and died from a heart attack during his trial on espionage charges.
• Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan confirms the US will be sending more than 1,000 troops to US bases in the Middle East for "defensive purposes" as tensions with Iran rise.
• Boeing commercial aircraft head Kevin McAllister is apologizing for the two deadly crashes that grounded the 737 MAX jet, saying getting the plane returned safely to service is a top priority.